O OCTOGENÁRIO MALUQUINHO
AgamenonAgora que completou 80 anos, o grande Ziraldo Alves Pênis pretende lançar a sua avantajada autobiografia, "O velhinho maluquinho"Quando vejo esse rapaz, o Ziraldo, que agora completa 80 anos de idade, eu me lembro com saudades dos ânus que ficaram pra trás. Apesar de só frequentar badalações em causa própria e autopromoções pessoais, fiz questão de comparecer à festa do grande mestre de Caratinga, no 00, na Gávea. Lá pude reencontrar a Velha Guarda de Ipanema e a galera da Terceira Idade Festiva, cujas idades reunidas somam séculos e mais séculos de jornalismo sátiro-combativo. Mão de vaca como todo mineiro, Ziraldo arrumou vários patrocínios para não ter que gastar dinheiro na festa: a Pfizer, a Golden Cross e o Jardim da Saudade bancaram o rega-bofe. A festança rolava em dois ambientes: num ficavam os convidados e, no outro, o ego do Ziraldo.Me enturmei numa rodinha de queridos amigos do passado, Jaguar, Verissimo, Zuenir Ventura e Oscar Niemeyer, que, aliás, está namorando a Dona Canô. Logo engatamos um animado papo sobre dores na coluna, mazelas generalizadas, achaques, colesterol alto e exames invasivos. Nostálgicos, também lembramos com saudades aqueles tempos de outrora, quase pré-histórica, quando a imprensa ainda era a vapor e o jornalista tinha que matar um dinossauro por dia.Mesmo encarquilhados, embicamos para a pista de dança, onde bombavam os grandes sucessos da nossa época: "Ã, abre alas", "Pelo telefone" e o "Corta-jaca". Enquanto os velhinhos se acabavam na pista, um grupo de paramédicos instalou uma UTI móvel para atender qualquer eventualidade. Mas quem mais se destacava no meio de todos era o exuberante aniversariante, Ziraldo, que comemorava a sua entrada na Terceira Idade, entrada, aliás, em que...
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